Life as my dog would be great. I could wake up as late as I wanted every morning. There I would have a big bowl of my special food waiting for me to chow down. Then while the humans are doing whatever they do my day gets very complicated. I get to nap in a cozy chair as long as I wanted all day long. Then the human would come home for the night and the process starts all over again.
I have heard that most humans think being a dog is easy but it certainly is not. I have to spend all day protecting my house from those evil mailmen and squirrels. It is also kind of lonely as I have no other friends to play with. Then there is the matter of waiting for the humans to come home and let me outside to use the bathroom. Being a dog is hard but overall it is pretty good.
I totally agree that life as a dog would be great. It is just the right mix of work and play.
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